shrimpin-aint-easy:

i found the perfect display for my 100,000+ year old shrimp fossil

forgotn1:

rivercityrabbitsbro:

professionaljester:

What is happening

[description: tiktoker skweezy4real talking to the camera with his mask on]

“So what’s the worst job you ever had? For me, it was when I was selling stolen computer chips, and (unintelligible, possibly ‘In Compton’) and– What the f- [camera turns to a group of people and two alpacas, one man holding out bowl of carrots] what is this?”

“Oh hey! You wanna feed an alpaca?”

“Say- Yes! Do I just like hold it up to him?”

“Yeah just put them in your mouth and they’ll take 'em from you”

“In my MOUTH?”

“In your mouth, in your mouth”

[takes off mask, puts a carrot in each corner like tusks] “Like this?

"Yeah almost like a walrus”

“And I just… I give it to..?”

“Yeah just let them see it, walk up to them and they’ll take it from you”

[does it, people cheer]

“…….thank you?”

He can’t even tell wild stories from his past without getting interrupted by new wild stories. lol

(via ruinedchildhood)

thepersassiest:

me and my classmate seeing each other on the same google doc at 3 am:

dreamywavy:

✎ … The Umbrella Academy Wallpapers

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mariposacorbeau:

The Umbrella Academy Season 2 Soundtrack

Episode 1

• “Beyond the Sea” - Bobby Darin
• “Right Back Where We Started From” - Maxine Nightingale
• “My Way” - Frank Sinatra
• “You Must Be an Angel” - Richard Myhill
• “Trying” - Fran Powers
• “I Wonder What The Future Holds For Me” - Glenn Snow
• “Rocket Fuel” - DJ Shadow (feat. De La Soul)
• “Be Thankful You’re You” - Fern Jones
• “Crazy” - Daniela Andrade, cover of Gnarls Barkley
• “Comin’ Home Baby” - Mel Tormé
• “You Only Want Me When You’re Lonely” - Jim Boyd 

Episode 2

• “Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo” - Perry Como and the Fontane Sisters
• “Who’s That Knockin’” - The Genies 
• “I’m a Man” - The Spencer Davis Group

Episode 3

• “I Gotta Get the World Fff My Back” - Bill Martin and Phil Coulter
• “Sunny” -Boney M
• “I Don’t Care What They Say About You” - Mack & Gwen With The Country Playboys
• “I’ll Never Do You Wrong” - Joe Tex
• “Golden Brown” The Stranglers

Episode 4

• “Love Is Blue” - Marty Robbins 
• “Renegade” - Styx
• “Have You Ever Been Hurt” - Helen Wilson 
• “Unwind Yourself” - Marva Whitney
• “I Was Made For Lovin’ You” - KISS

Episode 5

• “Major Tom (Coming Home)” - Peter Schilling
• “He Can’t Love You” - Joe Hunter feat. Four Holidays
• “Hey Da Da” - Andrea Litkei & Ervin Litkei
• “Twisting the Night Away” - Sam Cooke
• “Bad Guy" - The Interrupters, cover of Billie Eilish
• “Hello" - My Kullsvik, cover of Adele

Episode 6

• “Won’t Be Long” - Aretha Franklin
• “An Old-Fashioned Christmas” - Jack Huddle 
• “Hold On, I’m Comin’” - Sam and Dave
• “I Live Alone” - Bob Cox
• “The Order of Death” - Public Image Ltd.
• “In Hell I’ll Be In Good Company” - The Dead South

Episode 7

• “Polk Salad Annie” - Tony Joe White
• “Give Me A Reason To Stay” - Zoe Muth
• “Sister of Pearl” - Baio
• “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” - Backstreet Boys

Episode 8

• “Pepper” - Butthole Surfers

Episode 9

• “Dancing With Myself” - Generation X
• “Violin Partita No. 2 in D Minor” - Johann Sebastian Bach
• “Here Comes The End” - Gerard Way  (feat. Judith Hill)

Episode 10

• “Wicked Game” - Parra for Cuva (feat. Anna Naklab)